What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
How many Surrealists does it take to decorate a Christmas tree?
The fish.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues!
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow...
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the claus-et.
What is Santa's favourite basketball team?
The New York Old St. Knicks.
A Christmas tree that has a big nose is called what?
A Pine-occhio.
What do vegetarians wish for at Christmas?
Peas on Earth and Goodwill toward men.
Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?
Because he gets santa-mental.
Which of the reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph.
What do you tell a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!
The elf-abet.
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has No L.
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
How many Surrealists does it take to decorate a Christmas tree?
The fish.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What kind of bird can write?
A penguin.
What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws!
Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
He had low elf esteem.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?
Santa Clues!
What did the guest sing at the Eskimo Christmas Party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow...
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!
Where does Santa put his suit after Christmas?
In the claus-et.
What is Santa's favourite basketball team?
The New York Old St. Knicks.
A Christmas tree that has a big nose is called what?
A Pine-occhio.
What do vegetarians wish for at Christmas?
Peas on Earth and Goodwill toward men.
Why does Father Christmas cry a lot?
Because he gets santa-mental.
Which of the reindeer has the worst manners?
Rude-olph.
What do you tell a stressed snowman?
Chill out!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery Merry Christmas!
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